The Andy Griffith Show Online Hangman Game - Come Join In The Fun From Mayberry, North Carolina

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Come join in the fun of our Andy Griffith Show Online Hangman Game below. (It's therapetic!)

Rules:

1. OBEY ALL RULES!!!
2. The puzzle may be a name, place, memorable quote, or anything related to The Andy Griffith Show.
3. Please guess only consonants before guessing any vowels.
4. A slash in the puzzle simply indicates a space between words in order to make the puzzle easier to read.
5. Use the Submit a Comment option below to guess a letter or solve the puzzle. You will need to register as a user in order to leave comments. It's FREE and it's even less painful than the shot that Rafe Hollister had to get.
6. The first person to correctly solve the puzzle will have the honor of having his/her name or user id posted on our Winners Bulletin Board. (Just as soon as the Official Verification is received.)
7. Be sure to check back here daily to see the puzzle as it is revealed.

Puzzle #296 : (Updated 2-11-12 11:00 PM)

Letters Guessed = L T N

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The Winner's Circle Bulletin Board

Paula - Solved Puzzle #1 (Floyd Lawson)

Beth - Solved Puzzle #2 (We Defy The Mafia)

Royce - Solved Puzzle #3 (Ain't You Got a Jack?)

Larry - Solved Puzzle #4 (Mount Pilot)

Annette - Solved Puzzle #5 (Wally's Filling Station)

Royce - Solved Puzzle #6 (Now you're going to Glen Ford it all over town.)

Annette - Solved Puzzle #7 (Kerosene Cucumbers)

Barbara - Solved Puzzle #8 (Call the Man)

Royce - Solved Puzzle #9 (Rafe Hollister)

Royce - Solved Puzzle #10 (Water and air are free. We do make a charge for gas)

Annette - Solved Puzzle #11 (Weaver's Department Store)

Royce - Solved Puzzle #12 (That one makes me cry)

Royce - Solved Puzzle #13 (The Boys at the Lab)

Royce - Solved Puzzle #14 (Otis Campbell)

Royce - Solved Puzzle #15 (You beat everything, you know that?!)

Royce - Solved Puzzle #16 (Old Man Kelsey's Ocean)

Annette - Solved Puzzle #17 (There's been a lot of money in that collection plate lately.)

Larry - Solved Puzzle #18 (Malcolm Tucker)

jml1231 - Solved Puzzle #19 (I wonder what causes that)

jml1231 - Solved Puzzle #20 (Robert E Lee Natural Bridge)

jml1231 - Solved Puzzle #21 (Mayberry Union High)

sdorrian - Solved Puzzle #22 (If there's any sign of a trend, you let me know)

Royce - Solved Puzzle #23 (Gilley Walker)

Royce - Solved Puzzle #24 (Hey there life saver man)

jml1231 - Solved Puzzle #25 (Judy Judy Judy)

jml1231 & Royce - Solved Puzzle #26 (Howard Sprague)

Royce - Solved #27 (I'm Ept)

Royce - Solved #28 (Would you care to be my brother figure?)

Larry - Solved #29 (Ellen Brown)

Royce - Solved #30 (She's an eight cylinder...She'll take eight)

jml1231 - Solved #31 (Sarah, get me my house)

jml1231 - Solved #32 (Welcome sweet springtime, we greet thee in song)

JudyJudyJudy - Solved #33 (Count Istvan Teleky)

jml1231 - Solved #34 (You're not no account Ernest T. You're just ignorant.)

jml1231 - Solved #35 (Uncle Ollie)

jml1231 - Solved #36 (My Mama and Daddy just shook hands on their deal)

jml1231 - Solved #37 (Siler City)

jml1231 - Solved #38 (Taters)

Royce - Solved #39 (Laura Lee Hobbs)

Royce - #40 (Boy, giraffes are selfish)

jml1231 - #41 (Luke Comstock)

Eric - #42 (For a pretty woman that reads rose poetry, you sure pack a mean spoon!)

Larry - #43 (Thelma Lou)

jml1231 - #44 (Miracle Salve)

jml1231 - #45 (Never Hit Your Grandma With a Great Big Stick)

Royce - #46 (Hail To Thee Miss Mayberry)

jml1231 - #47 (Jeff Pruitt)

Royce - #48 (I charge fraud)

Royce - #49 (Morning Dear...Morning Honey)

Larry - #50 (Fun Girls)

Annette - #51 (I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.)

Royce - #52 (Trouble Check)

Larry - #53 (Sometimes she'll tell you F when you really got yourself an E.)

Royce - #54 (Eatin' Goober Peas)

Annette - #55 (Hubcaps Lesch)

Royce - #56 (We will not sing!)

Annette - #57 (Pa-Ding Pa-Ding)

Annette - #58 (Mayberry Security Bank)

Annette - #59 (What About You and Edgar Coleman?)

Royce - #60 (Checkpoint Chickie)

jml1231 - #61 (Johnny Paul Jason)

Annette - #62 (It's Therapetic)

Royce - #63 (Wouldn't you know his name would be Don?!)

Royce - #64 (Huckleberry Smash)

Royce - #65 (I'll take the Mister Potato set)

Royce - #66 (Sergeant Carter)

Annette - #67 (Well Bless Her Heart)

jml1231 - #68 (Rimshaw House)

Royce - #69 (Poor Horatio)

jml1231 - #70 (Bobby Gribble hates Emma Larch)

jml1231 - #71 (Better Phone Him, Al)

Royce - #72 (The Rock)

Royce - #73 (If you want a good suit, you have to go to Mount Pilot)

Larry - #74 (Clara Edwards)

jml1231 - #75 (Barney Parney Poo)

Larry - #76 (Sam Muggins)

Annette - #77 (Loaded Goat)

Annette - #78 (I remember that about your mother)

Royce - #79 (Foster's Furniture Polish)

Royce #80 (Haven't you ever seen a man with his head in a harness before?)

jml1231 - #81 (Hello, Doll)

jml1231 - #82 (Oregano)

Royce - #83 (Leaning On The Everlasting Arms)

Fife_MD - #84 (Colonel Harvey)

Royce - #85 (You got your life...I got my fish...It evens out)

Annette - #86 (Midnight Madness)

Fife_MD - #87 (No coffee, tea, or punch, thank you)

Fife_MD - #88 (Morrison Sisters)

Annette - #89 (Extra Sensitive Perception)

Royce - #90 (Camp Wilson)

jml1231 - #91 (I'd rather be called skunk face than honey like that)

Larry - #92 (Bill Medwin)

Royce #93 (You'll find compelsion nuts all over)

Royce #94 (All Soul's Church)

jml1231 - #95 (Got time to breathe, got time for music)

Annette - #96 (A whole town is standing still because two old women's feet fall asleep)

Larry - #97 (Greendale)

Royce - #98 (If it's a butterfly, it's a mean one)

Annette - #99 (When it comes to potting petunias, I'm a giant)

Annette - #100 (There once was a deputy called Fife, Who carried a gun and a knife. The gun was all dusty, and his knife was all rusty, Because he never caught a crook in his life.)

Larry - #101 (Sam Jones)

Annette - #102 (Those zeros are the key to the whole thing)

Annette - #103 (Parnell Rigsby)

Fife_MD - #104 (Bad Bad Sheriff)

Fife_MD - #105 (Old Sig had this thing pegged years ago)

Annette - #106 (Do a good days work and act like somebody)

jml1231 - #107 (Thomas A. Moody)

jml1231 - #108 (Eatin' speaks louder than words)

Annette - #109 (Fife Realty)

jml1231 - #110 (Just what can you do with a grown woman)

Annette - #111 (Citizen's Arrest)

Dustin & Annette - #112 (You won't be needing the patrol car for anything, will you?)

Larry - #113 (Roger Hanover)

Annette - #114 (You're funny for a sheriff)

Annette - #115 (Take Alexander Graham Bell...People laughed at him right over the telephone"

Larry - #116 (Nate Bracey)

Larry - #117 (Goober, you were on a date...You weren't taking medicine)

Royce - #118 (Tuscarora)

Annette - #119 (We thought about killing him...kind of hated to take it that far.)

Annette & Royce - #120 (Who eats all the apricots around here anyway?)

Larry - #121 (Hoggette Winslow)

Larry - #122 (How do you do Mrs. Wiley?)

Annette - #123 (Orville Hendricks)

Royce - #124 (A good cowboy never starts out on a trip unless he's prepared).

Royce - #125 (Every head a walking testimonial)

Annette - #126 (Cymbal City)

Annette - #127 (Just a bed and a Bible)

Royce - #128 (Local Barber Captures Escaped Convicts)

Royce - #129 (Big Maude)

Royce - #130 (Now, I'll drive, so I'll sit in the front seat)

Annette - #131 (Surprise, Surprise...I can see it in your eyes)

Royce - #132 (Tina Andrews)

Annette - #133 (Cold Cream Guards)

Larry - #134 (Preston Foster)

Annette - #135 (Two and two makes four)

Royce - #136 (Pharmacy Gal)

Annette - #137 (I ain't gonna say ain't no more)

Larry - #138 (Why don't we go up to the old people's home and wax the steps)

Fife_MD - #139 (Andy: Yeah, but you hit her mother. Otis: Right in the mouth.)

Annette - #140 (I ain't talkin', I ain't talkin'...The more you're askin', the more I'm balkin'.

Larry - #141 (He's makin' for Canada)

Annette - #142 (Roy Stoner)

Annette - #143 (There's Andy and there's me and baby makes three)

Royce - #144 (Snappy Lunch)

Royce - #145 (I sent him a fruitcake)

Annette - #146 (George C. Handley)

Larry - #147 (The Barney Fife Peter Piper Nose Pinching Test For Drunks)

Royce & Granny7 - #148 (Telephone, telegraph, tell Floyd)

Fife - #149 (Got the rundown, Glenn?)

Fife - #150 (It's steak sandwich time)

Annette - #151 (Luke Jensen)

Teresa - #152 (Gomer, get down there with them spiders and start workin')

Teresa - #153 (Businessman's Special)

Larry - #154 (Effie Muggins)

Royce - #155 (Away IN A Manger)

Annette - #156 (He's probably crazy about children)

Fife - #157 (Fred Plummer)

Fife & Larry - #158 (What about them cotton pickin' rocks?)

Larry - #159 (The Sultan's Favorite)

Annette - #160 (It's not a whim if you put on clean underwear)

Larry - #161 (Giddy Up, Old Paint)

Royce - #162 (Lucy Matthews)

Larry - #163 (On my word as a gentleman)

Annette - #164 (Chester Jones, you're a two faced cheatin liar)

Larry - #165 (Rock and Roll Rosie From Rosie)

Blake - #166 (They're scattered all the way from Oregon to Nova Scotia)

Annette - #167 (You're a fine son, Barn...I try.)

Teresa - #168 (Bob Rogers)

Larry - #169 (I'm turning myself in old buddy buddy)

Dawson - #170 (Happy Sir Walter Raleigh Landing Day)

Blake - #171 (College of Psychic Phenomenon)

Royce - #172 ( Now there's bullet maintenance)

Annette - #173 (A Fading Flower Of Forgotten Love)

Royce - #174 (I don't want him falling into the hand of a strange barber.)

Annette - #175 (We can't make it over to Mary's tonight...Andy and I want to spend some time alone.)

Larry - #176 (Glenn Cripe)

Annette - #177 (I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy.)

Royce - #178 (All God's children got a uvula.)

Royce - #179 (Eagle Eye Annie)

Royce - #180 (I won't need it, Barn. Fluffy and I have been friends for years.)

Royce - #181 (Flop Eared Mule)

Annette - #182 (I know Charlotte Tucker)

Larry - #183 (Shakedown)

Annette - #184 (Toot Toot Tootsie, Goodbye)

Royce - #185 (I've got the magazines to swing it)

Annette - #186 (Shazaam, we better call the police. Gomer, we are the police.)

Fife - #187 (I got a rude. I bet you never got a rude.)

Royce - #188 (I wonder where the gas tank on these buggies is)

Royce - #189 (Every head a walking testimonial)

Royce - #190 (Green River Ordinance)

Royce - #191 (Doctor Pendyke)

Annette - #192 (That's the clunker we sold to that boob in Mayberry).

Royce - #193 (Hear that boys? No yellin' at the table.)

Annette - #194 (Piedmont Hotel)

Larry - #195 (I think I've heard just about enough about that tomato.)

Larry - #196 (It's caution, just caution.)

Annete - #197 (What's to diggin' a hole? That cost us seventeen dollars.)

Annette - #198 (Don't look back Mrs. Lesch).

Bernie Al - #199 (Vickie Harms)

Royce #200 (She's gonna need plugs, points, bearins, valves, rings, starter switch, ignition wires, water pump, fuel pump, oil pump, clutch, clutch bearins, clutch plate, brake linin, brake shoes, brake drums, radiator hose, and radiator hose couplin.... and I'd give er a good wash too.)

Annette - #201 (Ask him why he wants to go to the Duck Pond.)

Royce - #202 (You've been out with waitresses and even a registered nurse.)

Larry - #203 (Hubacher Brothers)

Annette - #204 (Sgt. Carter: My Grandma moves faster than that! Gomer: Well, bless her heart!)

Royce - #205 (Charlie Foley)

Royce - #206 (Three cuts of pie is my high water mark)

Annette - #207 (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their neighbor.)

Larry - #208 (Little old ladies ought never to clank.)

Royce - #209 (McAllister Case)

Chicken Thief - #210 (Stop that weddin'!)

Annette - #211 (I know how hot I am when I have a fever...Dang hot!)

Larry - #212 (Six dollars a week and what do I get? Heartaches, nothing but heartaches!)

Royce - #213 (And take that gun out of your mouth!)

Annette - #214 (Malcolm Merriweather)

Larry - #215 (He'd kill you)

Larry - #216 (Smith Brothers Institution)

Annette - #217 (That's a combination hard to come by... Neat and reverent.)

Annette - #218 (Juanita)

Royce - #219 (I've heard about your bullet.)

Annette - #220 (Slimy River Bottom)

Royce - #221 (Tick a lock)

Larry - #222 (Frances Bavier)

Larry - #223 (I'm lowering your rent and raising your wattage).

Larry #224 (Nip it in the bud)

Royce - #225 (How do you outfox a fox?)

Royce - #226 (Santa Claus, did you park your reindeers out back?).

Royce - #227 (It sounds like Donner and Blitzen and Rudolph ain't gettin' along so good.)

Larry - #228 (Nathan Tibbs)

Annette - #229 (I'm sorry I broke your heart, mother.)

Royce - #230 (Old Aunt Mariah)

Royce - #231 (Do not write on the walls as it is very hard to erase writing from walls.)

Royce - #232 (Nectarine Crush)

Annette - #233 ( I can get banjo sounds, guitar sounds, whatever I want out of it.)

Annette - #234 (Three hours is a long time to go without eating.)

Annette & Larry - #235 (Mary Grace Gossage)

Annette - #236 (Swell party, but what a dumb trick.)

Annette - #237 (My card, in case you ever need my services.)

Royce - #238 (True Blue Detective Magazine)

Larry - #239 (Cherry Berry Bin)

Annette - #240 (No account mule kickin on a tin can)

Annette - #241 (I'll put on my square wheels so as things won't get to rollin' too fast.)

Royce - #242 (Hello, doll.)

Royce - #243 (Keep your money in your shoes and it won't get wet).

Annette - #244 (It's a mark of us Fifes. Everything we eat turns to muscle.)

Royce - #245 (Santa Lucia)

Larry - #246 (Three year old bakery truck with the original paint).

Royce - #247 (I passed it. I didn't heave it.)

Royce - #248 (John Masters)

Royce - #249 (If I was a spider, that's where I'd go.)

Royce - #250 (Green River Ordinance)

Annette - #251 (You didn't leave nothing for the worm.)

Larry - #252 (You just had to go and egg her on, didn't you?)

Mayberry67 - #253 (Neal Bentley)

Mayberry67 - #254 (I'm going to Nashville)

Royce - #255 (Exactilioso)

Annette - #256 (I want the whole lot to be a regular bobby dazzler.)

Royce - #257 (I'll raise my voice, I'll raise hogs, I'll raise whatever I want to raise – this is MY table!)

Annette - #258 (Sam Becker)

Larry - #259 (Low and lonely, sad and blue)

Royce - #260 (Well, you can't cut hair for thirty years without learning something.)

Royce - #261 (Kleptomenerac)

Annette - #262 (Mr. Independent Wheels)

Larry - #263 (Ellen Brown)

Mayberry67 - #264 (You may go down in history as the first man to ever lead a loaded goat out of town.)

Royce - #265 (Jerry Miller)

Mayberry67 - #266 (Don't you want to know did I have a pain last night?)

Annette - #267 (Paw Paw...Barney's face is bleeding!)

Annete - #268 (Why is it I'm always getting my britches caught on my own pitchfork?).

Royce - #269) - (I shave a lot when I travel.)

Royce - #270 (Go feed your hungry buzzard.)

Larry - #271 (Barney's in jail!)

Mayberry67 - #272 (He pulled out the hat size.)

Annette - #273 (Hate to knock your town, Andy, but Lake Charles black topped around the gas works three years ago.)

Annette - #274 (That's one subject you just can't talk enough about.. sin.)

Mayberry67 - #275 (Fly away buzzard, fly away crow...Way down south where the winds don't blow.)

Annette - #276 (Frank Myers)

Annette / Larry - #277 (A slender, high-spirited person needs a sugar pick-me up late in the day.)

Mayberry67 - #278 (Nate Bushy)

Larry - #279 (What's your hurry?)

Mayberry67 - #280 (Maybe we better read this story another time. They're startin' to pile up now.)

Annette - #281 (Whatever it was it didn't sound like no baseball.)

Larry - #282 (George Lindsey)

Mayberry67 - #283 (What boys at what lab?)

Mayberry67 - #284 (Ralph Campbell)

Annette - #285 (I Picked A Pockets And Paid)

Mayberry67 - #286 (I ate four bowls.)

Mayberry67 - #287 (Don't tell me how to drive, Goober)

Mayberry67 - #288 (Try puttin' a pooh on the end of it.)

Mayberry67 - # 289 (Not the box, just the contents.)

Annette - #290 (Orville Monroe)

Larry - #291 (Why don't you put a red light on your nose and go in the circus?)

Mayberry67 - #292 (Tearin' up your old clothes to make rags)

Larry - #293 (Tell me about Myra Koontz)

Mayberry67 - #294 (I just come in here for some foot powder.)

Mayberry67 / Al Becker - #295 (Eleanora Poultice)

"If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." -- Ronald Reagan

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Famous Mayberry Quotes

Barney: You know what Sheriff Taylor has in his trunk? A shovel and a pick! Goober (to Andy): Ain't you got a jack?

Barney: You know, Andy...I thought it would never come to this. Mayberry, gateway to danger.

Otis: Uncle Nat? What are you doing here? You're not uncle Nat...You're a goat!

Andy: And that's also the biggest crock of nothing I've ever heard!!

Opie: Poor Horatio!

Barney: Ol' nutsy here comes running after me screamin', Citizen's Arrraaayyyssst, Citizen's Arrraaayyyssst!!!

Briscoe Darling: Got time to breathe, got time for music.

Gomer: Damp under there...Could be spiders.

Barney: Gomer, get under there with them spiders and start workin'!

Briscoe Darling: I'll raise my voice, I'll raise hogs, I'll raise whatever I wanna raise...This is my table!

Gomer: She's got 8 cylinders...She'll take 8.

Andy: Barney, that dog don't like that whistle!

Otis: Beep-Beep!! Outta the way, Sunday driver!!

Briscoe: Ernest T. Bass, you're a low-down pesky buzzard...Doggone ya!

Andy: Gluttons, gluttons, glut-tons!

Floyd: He pushed me real hard...He assaulted me.

Opie: Hey Barney, when are you going to get Johnny Paul's head out of the sewer?

Ernest T.: I ain't talkin', I ain't talkin' -- The more you're askin', the more I'm balkin'!

Andy: I already 10-4'd ya'...It feels kinda good to get it in first for a change.

Briscoe: I can take a bossy mouth, but I ain't about to be beat to death with no spoon.

Andy: I keep gettin' my britches caught on my own pitchfork.

Barney: I wonder what causes that.

Asa: I've heard about your bullet.

Bert Miller: If there's one thing I hate, it's a pushy salesman.

Floyd : If you want a good suit, you gotta go to Mt. Pilot.

Briscoe: Just jump in where you can and hang on!

Barney: Mayberry says thanks and happy motoring.

Floyd: See if it doesn't say Bobby Gribble hates Emma Larch. Now they're announcing their upcoming nuptials. Ain't life funny?

Gomer: Shoot, My Mama and Daddy just shook hands on their deal.

Barney: There's Andy, there's me...and baby makes three.

Barney: We defy the mafia!

Gomer: Water and air is free...We do make a charge for gas.

Andy: You're not no account, Ernest T. You're not no account...You're just ignorant.

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And we cant forget this song either .. (Posted here simply for everybodys enjoyment )..

In a jailhouse, down in Dixie, fightin' crime and risking life, Dwelled a sheriff and his buddy, pistol-packing Barney Fife. Oh, my darin', oh, my darin', oh, my darin' Barney Fife. He's a deadly crime-stopper, what a copper, Barney Fife. One day there came a-ridin' two bad men to rob a bank. But Fife was tricky, a dead-eye dickey. Now they're locked up in the tank. (Andy added this part:) Oh, my Barney, oh, my Barney, had a jail and couldn't lock it. Had one bullet for his pistol, had to keep it in his pocket.

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And here are a few words from Barney we will never forget:

compelsions = compulsions

inovert = introvert

Smith Brothers Institution = The Smithsonian

heeliocopter = helicopter

kleptomenerac = kleptomaniac

Einsteen = Einstein

inarculated = innoculated ,he really meant incarcerated

extra-sensitive perception = ESP

schizofreeniac = schizophrenic

nave = naive

fire by constriction = fire by combustion

viz-a-viz = vis-à-vis

boodoor = boudoir

Sigmund Frude = Sigmund Freud

demore = demure

noblesse oblage = noblesse oblige

therapetic = therapeutic

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Let's not forget this song either from Ernest T. [Tunes gas can]

Old Aunt Maria, jump in the fi-ah,

Fire too hot, jump in the pot,

Pot to black, jump in the crack,

Crack to high, jump in the sky,

Sky to blue, jump in canoe,

Canoe too shallow, jump in the tallow,

Tallow too soft, jump in the loft,

Loft to rotten, jump in the cotton,

Cotton so white she stay there all night.

Mount Airy, North Carolina

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